wonders why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyway...

puts the funk back into dysfunktion...

says very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes...

wonders what is this mind?

wonders why phonetic spelled the way it sounds

is thinking a clean desk is a sign of a cluttered cupboard.

's favorite animal is steak.

thinks just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town.

thinks he who knows nothing, doubts nothing

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 Brian Tucker at 9:49am October 18

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Peter thinks one today is worth two tomorrows. 12:06am

 Jeffrey Lo at 12:18am October 17

and the way the stock market is going, 1 share today may be worth 2 shares tomorrow.

 Matthew Wallington at 2:09am October 17

Haha, good point. Very true. I'd say more like 1:3 rather than 1:2 though :)

 Peter M Dingle at 11:25pm October 17

buy low ...sell hi!

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Peter thinks the true test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to urinate. 8:28am - Comment

Oct 15

Peter says try spelling Evian backward. Hows that for two bucks a bottle. 8:23am

 Cindy Cheng at 9:33am October 15

Suckas!

Peter walks into a bar sits down and hears a voice say, "You look nice today." He asks "Who is that?" The barman says, "Those are the peanuts. They're complimentary". 9:54am

 Greg Koch at 2:54am October 16

An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for three shots of whiskey and quickly downs them all. The barkeep asks, “Why three?” to which the man said, “One each for me, me dad, and me brother back in Ireland.” From that day forward, he came in every week and ordered three shots. One day, however, he ordered only two shots. The barkeep asked, with ...  Read More

Oct 13

Peter wonders if you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented? 4:38pm

 Jee Kim at 7:20pm October 13

I would say so u dingle, if you take anything inanimate and spin it a few times, it still is inanimate :)

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 Jee Kim at 11:27am October 16

come grab a drink with us on tomorrow night...

 Peter M Dingle at 7:02am October 17

cool! txt me :)

Oct 12

Peter wonders whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it! 12:59pm - Comment

Oct 10

Peter wonders what if there were no hypothetical questions? 8:42am

 Nisha Patel at 10:04am October 10

Hey Mr. Dingle!! Long time no see! When r u visitng LA next? Just had to tell u how very entertaining your status remarks are!!!! keep em coming! hope all is well with u!! cheers!

Oct 9

Peter is thinking that a golf ball will always travel furthest, when hit in the wrong direction. 8:43am

 Elvin Ong at 12:28pm October 9

Boy can I attest to that fact. I also firmly believe trees and water attract golf balls.

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Peter is not surprised that most cows give more milk when they listen to music. 8:01am - Comment

Oct 8

Peter went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So he ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. 6:10pm

 Tim Thraves at 7:48pm October 8

I'll have pancakes in the Age of Enlightenment.

 Megan Leddin at 8:48pm October 8

Dingers.....you are surprisingly witty!

 Peter M Dingle at 8:03am October 9

...i was going to have something light during the dark ages.

Oct 7

Peter has had a holiday, and I’d like to take it up professionally.8:28am - Comment

Oct 6

Peter thinks no matter which direction you start it's always against the wind coming back... 3:37pm

 Craig Nastanski at 4:26pm October 6

Then the wind will just change to be against you again on the way back .... it always works out that way ...

Oct 5

Peter thinks few women admit their age and few men act it. 7:25pm

 Sorel Roget at 9:31pm October 5

Haha! This one's great! (and so true!)

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Peter wonders why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines? 9:16am - Comment

Peter wonders if mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons do Chinese mothers use toothpicks? 9:15am - Comment