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Saturday, October 18, 2008

Peter agrees that gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.via Ping.fm - 10:08am - Comment
Peter agrees that gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.via Ping.fm - 9:54am - Comment
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Peter says 'Ping'.via Ping.fm - 9:46am
 Brian Tucker at 9:49am October 18
"Pong'
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Peter thinks one today is worth two tomorrows. 12:06am
 Jeffrey Lo at 12:18am October 17
and the way the stock market is going, 1 share today may be worth 2 shares tomorrow.
 Matthew Wallington at 2:09am October 17
Haha, good point. Very true. I'd say more like 1:3 rather than 1:2 though :)
 Peter M Dingle at 11:25pm October 17
buy low ...sell hi!
Yesterday
Peter thinks the true test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to urinate. 8:28am - Comment
Oct 15
Peter says try spelling Evian backward. Hows that for two bucks a bottle. 8:23am
 Cindy Cheng at 9:33am October 15
Suckas!
Peter walks into a bar sits down and hears a voice say, "You look nice today." He asks "Who is that?" The barman says, "Those are the peanuts. They're complimentary". 9:54am
 Greg Koch at 2:54am October 16
An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for three shots of whiskey and quickly downs them all. The barkeep asks, “Why three?” to which the man said, “One each for me, me dad, and me brother back in Ireland.” From that day forward, he came in every week and ordered three shots. One day, however, he ordered only two shots. The barkeep asked, with ...  Read More
Oct 13
Peter wonders if you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented? 4:38pm
 Jee Kim at 7:20pm October 13
I would say so u dingle, if you take anything inanimate and spin it a few times, it still is inanimate :)
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 Jee Kim at 11:27am October 16
come grab a drink with us on tomorrow night...
 Peter M Dingle at 7:02am October 17
cool! txt me :)
Oct 12
Peter wonders whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it! 12:59pm - Comment
Oct 10
Peter wonders what if there were no hypothetical questions? 8:42am
 Nisha Patel at 10:04am October 10
Hey Mr. Dingle!! Long time no see! When r u visitng LA next? Just had to tell u how very entertaining your status remarks are!!!! keep em coming! hope all is well with u!! cheers!
Oct 9
Peter is thinking that a golf ball will always travel furthest, when hit in the wrong direction. 8:43am
 Elvin Ong at 12:28pm October 9
Boy can I attest to that fact. I also firmly believe trees and water attract golf balls.
Peter wrote a note COMPUTER PROBLEM SELF-REPORT FORM. Comment
Peter is not surprised that most cows give more milk when they listen to music. 8:01am - Comment
Oct 8
Peter went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So he ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. 6:10pm
 Tim Thraves at 7:48pm October 8
I'll have pancakes in the Age of Enlightenment.
 Megan Leddin at 8:48pm October 8
Dingers.....you are surprisingly witty!
 Peter M Dingle at 8:03am October 9
...i was going to have something light during the dark ages.
Oct 7
Peter has had a holiday, and I’d like to take it up professionally.8:28am - Comment
Oct 6

Peter thinks no matter which direction you start it's always against the wind coming back... 3:37pm
 Craig Nastanski at 4:26pm October 6
Then the wind will just change to be against you again on the way back .... it always works out that way ...
Oct 5
Peter thinks few women admit their age and few men act it. 7:25pm
 Sorel Roget at 9:31pm October 5
Haha! This one's great! (and so true!)
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Peter wonders why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines? 9:16am - Comment
Peter wonders if mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons do Chinese mothers use toothpicks? 9:15am - Comment
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