wonders how you write "do not touch" in brail.

is wondering how does that Teflon stuff stick to the pan?

is wondering how does that Teflon stick stuff to the pan?

'should be so lucky' to be 'spinning around' with a 'X' Woman tonight

is thankful he's not a turkey

is in an actual re-enactment.

always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

thinks suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.

only has, what he took with him...

understands it is the voice of life that calls us to come... and learn... (clifford stoll...ted.com)

wonders if Adam had a belly button?

knows the more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in war.

started out with nothing, and still has most of it...

got a phone call today to do a presentation at the fire station. Packed up and went along. Turned out it was a bloody hoax.

got a phone call today to do a presentation at the fire station. Packed up and went alone. Turned out it was a bloody hoax.

is a new kind of fast today... (www.newkindoffast.com)

only has Thirty seconds. That doesn't give us a lot of time.

is actually quite pleasant until he's awake.

thinks whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

thinks Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

's future depends on his dreams. So he's going to sleep in the office tomorrow.

's 'Outlook' was not closed properly.
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is hungry... but wonders if a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

wonders how come Writers write but Fingers don't fing? And Grocers don't groce and Hammers don't ham?

is wondering how a slim chance and a fat chance be the same.

had lunch with a chess champion the other day. He knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

says procrastinate now. Don't put it off.

humming... Stacks on deck. Patron on Ice. We can pop bottles all night. Baby you can have whatever you like. He Said you can have whatever you like.

is chasing grasshoppers on an elephant! Come hear little grasshoppers!

says good onya USA!

is as welcome as a pork chop in a synagogue.

hopes Obama will be happy as a dog in a hub cap factory.

saw that in the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

knows that when you seek it, you cannot find it.