says good bye 'two thousand debate' and Hello 'two thousand decline'! ....Happy New Year! May the Cow bring you more that than Rat took away.

tinhks it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

is so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.

estimate's that 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk. Right now.

wishes you, your family and your monkey... a Very. Merry. Christmas. Ho Ho Ho!

saw a backward band that sings inverse.

has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: fear of long words.

wondering why there's only one Monopolies Commission.

used to eat a lot of natural foods until he learned that most people die of natural causes.

thinks if you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

forgot to pay his exorcist and has been repossessed.

was watching a Mexican basketball tournament. It was all Juan on Juan ...

thinks its funny that China has more English speakers than the United States, but try finding a good hot dog in Beijing... geez...

is amazed that McDonald's is the largest toy distributor in the world!

is looking for a shorter way of describing a monosyllable

wonder's why his duck’s quack doesn’t echo.

wonder why his duck’s quack doesn’t echo.

thinks that if Shakespeare can invent the words "assassination" and "bump" that he should invent some words too.

knowing that Cockroaches can live for 9 days after their head has been cut off, is wondering how long wall street will.

asks why are Boxing rings are square.