sometimes has delusions of adequacy.

wonders why everyone always misses the beautiful colours of the rainbow when they are looking for the pot of gold at the end of it.

's body's chief function some days is to just to carry around his brain.

thinking ...really it's not Rocket Surgery!

agrees that the agreement limits consumer choice in out-of-print books about as much as it limits consumer choice in unicorns.

decided that wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to cry, too stiff to laugh, and too selfish to seek out opinions other than its own.

learnt today that knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

thinks the last thing he wants to do is hurt you. But, it is still on the list.

has a recommendation for a South Island NZ Road trip too... http://bit.ly/ZL33W

thinks this would be the perfect North Island of NZ Vacation road trip... http://bit.ly/PGNsj

heard that everything is invisible. Everything that matters. Except Everything. And except Matter.

found a great shot on Hong Kong http://bit.ly/1hw4Y8

is wondering after they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

's Grandma said she has eyes in the back of her head... Peter hopes it's not hereditary.

loved this quote today "Everyone played nice at the climate summit tea party, but only Japan and China showed up with cake." http://bit.ly/OiWbv

never argues with an idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

accepts the impossible, does without the indispensable, bears the intolerable, and is able to smile at anything today. Tomorrow, who knows..

's definition of a Tourist: A person who travels a thousand miles to get a picture of himself standing by his car.

thinks drawing is nature's little way of letting you know how sloppy your thinking is. Great designers must have tidy draws.

experiencing holidrawl : That depression caused by the lack of a holiday, after a great holiday, and too far away from the next one.

thinks it's not the IQ, but the I Will that is most important.

attending a very prestigious Beer Summit for the rest of the afternoon. Many important things will be discussed. None will be remembered.

and other overspending Scorpios have a lot to answer for in the current economic credit crisis, says HSBC's credit Card bill.

learnt that Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them!

amazingly was able to defuse a suicide beer in his freezer. Al-Qbeerda's claimed responsiblity for the attack.

knowing that laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life, is looking for some funny friends...

wonders what light? he's still looking for the tunnel!

is leaving this automatic notification, because he is not here right now. If he was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

will eat lunch at 12:34.56 7/8/09 today...

heard that guardian angels of life fly so high as to be beyond our sight, but they are always looking down upon us. "Can you see my keys?!!"

think you should never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

thinks this guy knows what i'm talking about!

will See Bar. Raise Bar. Find next Bar. Repeat.

sat in a Non-smoking area in Hong Kong last night. Sign said ' If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

and so on, and so forth, et cetera, et cetera, including other things.

loves how he keeps finding out that the shortest distance between two points is ...still under construction.

thinks summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer.

would like all the good agencies to line up alphabetically by height.

: Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb.

thinking even Schizophrenia beats being alone.

is not in his right mind, and his left mind is getting pretty crowded.

was looking at his breakfast and wondering how you know when yogurt goes bad?

wonders how do 'Do Not Walk On Grass' signs get there anyway!

is concerned he may be a closet claustrophobic...

as I said before, I never repeat myself...

may have been Voluntold to do that...

may not have a status for the next week, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a status.

never goes to a doctor whose office plants have died.

has Reader's Block.

is looking forward to seeing the 'delivariables' today...

is exploring Metatation

knows that 3 out of 4 Chinese make up 75% of the population.

remembering that there are two rules for success: 1.) Don't share all you have.

unfortunately learnt to be polite and courteous as a child, now he's never able to edge his car onto a freeway in Hong Kong!

is beginning to think in India we cut red tape, lengthwise.

thinks the nice things about standards is...there are so many to choose from!

reading about Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

just heard the Wan Chai Police Station toilet was stolen. Now the Cops have nothing to go on.

is an ice sculptor. Last night he made a cube.

wonders what would James Kirk do...

is going shopping for something he doesn't need at a price he can not resist.

doesn't want you to forget that it's ALREADY
tomorrow in New Zealand.

went in to a bookstore this morning and asked where the Self Help section was. The salesman said if he told me it would defeat the purpose.

gave a REAL pint of blood at Intel today...

thinking todays true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

has not yet even begun to procrastinate! You just wait!

thinks today is a day for firm decisions! Or is it? maybe...

and Dr John are in the right place, but must have been the wrong time, said the right thing but must have used the wrong line...

writing to the Hong Kong Government to have the Siesta imported permanently.

está aprendiendo tanto español como él necesita hacer lo menos posible…

says happy Easter everyone!

agree's if you think you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

is winding up a day for a big wind down.

says drilling for oil is boring.

says follow your dreams, except for that one where your presentation is going well at work, until you remember you're not wearing any pants.

says follow your dreams, except for that one where you're presentation is going well at work until you remember you're not wearing any pants.

eating Sunday brunch... wondering what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

wonders how blind people feel blue?

thinks the days of the digital watch are numbered.

was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is O Negative

selects a drive to defragment: C: mind D: body E: soul.

reads in the news: Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

saw two peanuts in a bar fight. One was a salted.

wonders why Ocean Park has a seafood restaurant? Halfway through a fish burger I realize, Oh my Gosh....I could be eating a slow learner

's new HIT Single: It Ain't Easy Being Free (dedicated to LastFM)

defines lifestyle: utility is when you have a phone; luxury is when you have two; paradise is when you have none.

is up up down down left right left right B A START: New Job!

agrees that drops of ink make millions think.

can't get enough minimalism.

retains his 'King of the Sunday Roast' Gravy Crown.

is busier than a one-legged Riverdancer.

is like a surreal Undercover Brother. Sa-da-tay, my damies! Pootie says "Don't baaaang tha dillies!"

wonders why he never reads a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery!' in the morning papers.

took the "What Quiz should you take" Quiz and discovered "101 Quiz's you should do before you die"... for all you quiz fans out there...

took the "What Quiz should you take" Quiz and discovered "101 Quiz's you should do before you die"... for all you quiz funs out there...

working quietly and humbly to realize his delusions of grandeur.

was just along for the ride today.

wonders who tasting the dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?

thinking wise men talk because they have something to say, foolish men talk because they have to say something.

: the worlds smallest 'corporate employee' and possibly the only one that talks to you! Available in silver and black.

wishes India a Happy Holi-Holi-Holiday!

used a synonym because he couldn't spell the first word he thought of.

used a synonym because he couldn't spell the word he spell the first word he thought of.

drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A strong currant pulled him in.

is thinking next Christmas Santa's little helpers will be subordinate clauses.

a skeptic?! I trust you have PROOF?!

thinks the Mars Rover is scouting for the next Wal-Mart Superstore site.

is 404: File not found.

was given the gift of time. But couldn't return it cos he didn't get a receipt.

discovered PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

's nemesis could appear to be very strong-willed, but will likely buckle under his relentless pressure.

is not cheap, but he is on special this week.

put a garbage can on his desk. And labeled it "IN."

thinks you're so beautiful you could be a waitress, or a hostess, you could be a part time model but you'd prob still have to keep a day job

picked up a great read at Amazon - 'Why I Fart' by Aida Burrito

's face has become the symbol of the Clearwater bay Taxi stimulus package.

's face has become the symbol of the of Clearwater bay Taxi stimulus package.

says you can make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen. Thanks.

follows Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

grabbing 'Top Gear' with Clarkson today in Hong Kong.

taking his Little boxes to the hillside,
little boxes made of ticky tacky, little boxes all the same.

thinks friends help you move house. Real friends help you move bodies.

is tipping his way into heavens gate with the Felice brothers...

loves how karma is so basic we often don't even notice it.

ist gut. Aber nicht ist alles gut.

is glad it's Friday too. His Norwegian barman buddy, Lars Torders, will be busy tonight.

knows elephants can't jump... but maybe they can dance.

has a remote with flat batteries in a trillion channel universe today...

is out of his mind. Back in five minutes.

will ship by truck and send cargo by ship.

thinks boiled eggs are hard to beat.

thinks life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

v7 Starter (limited to eating, sleeping ); Peter v7 Home Basic (for sunday mornings); Peter v7 Home Premium (for Parties); Peter v7 Professional (comes w/suit); Peter v7 Enterprise (comes w/suite & briefcase); Peter v7 Ultimate (limited availability, includes all features)

can't decide if his singing is getting better... or his hearing is just getting worse.

thinks it is simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say... and then don't say it.

put up a sign on the door 'Help Wanted - Psychic - you know where to apply.'

thinks you don't insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

never odd or even

is worried about the Asian markets: Origami Bank folded; Bonsai Bank's cutting back it's branches; Kamikaze Bank nose dived; 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop (thx DB!)

agrees one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.

realized that in Hong Kong, despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

doesn't covet money, does not desire promotions, or fear death - in small quantities, unless it’s much higher than this one, but wants to live forever.

Peter doesn't covet money, does not desire promotions, or fear death - in small quantities, unless it’s much higher than this one, but wants to live forever

doesn't covet money, does not desire promotions, or fear death - in small quantities, unless it’s much higher than this one, but wants to live as long as he can.

's credit card was stolen... but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than he was.

Peter wonders why anyone would take a year to write a novel when you can easily buy one for a few dollars.

wonders why anyone wouldl take a year to write a novel when you can easily buy one for a few dollars.

never let's his morals get in the way of doing what's right.

thinks war is God's way of teaching us geography.

wonders what do you call a fish with no eyes? ....A FSH

remembers that it's always 4.20 in Pulp fiction.

went to a seafood disco last week…………..and pulled a muscle.

read in the paper today the Ice Cream man was found lying on the floor covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say he topped himself.

went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day,
but couldn't find any.