thinks you don't insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

never odd or even

is worried about the Asian markets: Origami Bank folded; Bonsai Bank's cutting back it's branches; Kamikaze Bank nose dived; 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop (thx DB!)

agrees one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.

realized that in Hong Kong, despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

doesn't covet money, does not desire promotions, or fear death - in small quantities, unless it’s much higher than this one, but wants to live forever.

Peter doesn't covet money, does not desire promotions, or fear death - in small quantities, unless it’s much higher than this one, but wants to live forever

doesn't covet money, does not desire promotions, or fear death - in small quantities, unless it’s much higher than this one, but wants to live as long as he can.

's credit card was stolen... but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than he was.

Peter wonders why anyone would take a year to write a novel when you can easily buy one for a few dollars.

wonders why anyone wouldl take a year to write a novel when you can easily buy one for a few dollars.

never let's his morals get in the way of doing what's right.

thinks war is God's way of teaching us geography.

wonders what do you call a fish with no eyes? ....A FSH

remembers that it's always 4.20 in Pulp fiction.

went to a seafood disco last week…………..and pulled a muscle.

read in the paper today the Ice Cream man was found lying on the floor covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say he topped himself.

went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day,
but couldn't find any.