put a garbage can on his desk. And labeled it "IN."

thinks you're so beautiful you could be a waitress, or a hostess, you could be a part time model but you'd prob still have to keep a day job

picked up a great read at Amazon - 'Why I Fart' by Aida Burrito

's face has become the symbol of the Clearwater bay Taxi stimulus package.

's face has become the symbol of the of Clearwater bay Taxi stimulus package.

says you can make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen. Thanks.

follows Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

grabbing 'Top Gear' with Clarkson today in Hong Kong.

taking his Little boxes to the hillside,
little boxes made of ticky tacky, little boxes all the same.

thinks friends help you move house. Real friends help you move bodies.

is tipping his way into heavens gate with the Felice brothers...

loves how karma is so basic we often don't even notice it.

ist gut. Aber nicht ist alles gut.

is glad it's Friday too. His Norwegian barman buddy, Lars Torders, will be busy tonight.

knows elephants can't jump... but maybe they can dance.

has a remote with flat batteries in a trillion channel universe today...

is out of his mind. Back in five minutes.

will ship by truck and send cargo by ship.

thinks boiled eggs are hard to beat.

thinks life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

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can't decide if his singing is getting better... or his hearing is just getting worse.

thinks it is simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say... and then don't say it.

put up a sign on the door 'Help Wanted - Psychic - you know where to apply.'