retains his 'King of the Sunday Roast' Gravy Crown.

is busier than a one-legged Riverdancer.

is like a surreal Undercover Brother. Sa-da-tay, my damies! Pootie says "Don't baaaang tha dillies!"

wonders why he never reads a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery!' in the morning papers.

took the "What Quiz should you take" Quiz and discovered "101 Quiz's you should do before you die"... for all you quiz fans out there...

took the "What Quiz should you take" Quiz and discovered "101 Quiz's you should do before you die"... for all you quiz funs out there...

working quietly and humbly to realize his delusions of grandeur.

was just along for the ride today.

wonders who tasting the dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?

thinking wise men talk because they have something to say, foolish men talk because they have to say something.

: the worlds smallest 'corporate employee' and possibly the only one that talks to you! Available in silver and black.

wishes India a Happy Holi-Holi-Holiday!

used a synonym because he couldn't spell the first word he thought of.

used a synonym because he couldn't spell the word he spell the first word he thought of.

drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A strong currant pulled him in.

is thinking next Christmas Santa's little helpers will be subordinate clauses.

a skeptic?! I trust you have PROOF?!

thinks the Mars Rover is scouting for the next Wal-Mart Superstore site.

is 404: File not found.

was given the gift of time. But couldn't return it cos he didn't get a receipt.

discovered PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

's nemesis could appear to be very strong-willed, but will likely buckle under his relentless pressure.

is not cheap, but he is on special this week.