thinks the days of the digital watch are numbered.

was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is O Negative

selects a drive to defragment: C: mind D: body E: soul.

reads in the news: Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

saw two peanuts in a bar fight. One was a salted.

wonders why Ocean Park has a seafood restaurant? Halfway through a fish burger I realize, Oh my Gosh....I could be eating a slow learner

's new HIT Single: It Ain't Easy Being Free (dedicated to LastFM)

defines lifestyle: utility is when you have a phone; luxury is when you have two; paradise is when you have none.

is up up down down left right left right B A START: New Job!

agrees that drops of ink make millions think.