attending a very prestigious Beer Summit for the rest of the afternoon. Many important things will be discussed. None will be remembered.

and other overspending Scorpios have a lot to answer for in the current economic credit crisis, says HSBC's credit Card bill.

learnt that Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them!

amazingly was able to defuse a suicide beer in his freezer. Al-Qbeerda's claimed responsiblity for the attack.

knowing that laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life, is looking for some funny friends...

wonders what light? he's still looking for the tunnel!

is leaving this automatic notification, because he is not here right now. If he was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

will eat lunch at 12:34.56 7/8/09 today...

heard that guardian angels of life fly so high as to be beyond our sight, but they are always looking down upon us. "Can you see my keys?!!"

think you should never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

thinks this guy knows what i'm talking about!