the DINGLE status

2010-01-15T12:13:00.001+08:00

loves Fridays!

2010-01-11T18:01:00.001+08:00

is taking a long trip from Mediocristan to Extremistan on a Black Swan...

2009-10-28T09:43:00.001+08:00

sometimes has delusions of adequacy.

2009-10-22T17:44:00.001+08:00

wonders why everyone always misses the beautiful colours of the rainbow when they are looking for the pot of gold at the end of it.

2009-10-20T11:49:00.001+08:00

's body's chief function some days is to just to carry around his brain.

2009-10-15T17:29:00.001+08:00

thinking ...really it's not Rocket Surgery!

2009-10-12T16:49:00.001+08:00

agrees that the agreement limits consumer choice in out-of-print books about as much as it limits consumer choice in unicorns.

2009-10-08T10:23:00.001+08:00

decided that wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to cry, too stiff to laugh, and too selfish to seek out opinions other than its own.

2009-10-07T13:39:00.001+08:00

learnt today that knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

2009-10-07T13:36:00.001+08:00

thinks the last thing he wants to do is hurt you. But, it is still on the list.

2009-09-29T11:19:00.001+08:00

has a recommendation for a South Island NZ Road trip too... http://bit.ly/ZL33W

2009-09-29T11:15:00.001+08:00

thinks this would be the perfect North Island of NZ Vacation road trip... http://bit.ly/PGNsj

2009-09-28T23:24:00.001+08:00

heard that everything is invisible. Everything that matters. Except Everything. And except Matter.

2009-09-28T22:43:00.001+08:00

found a great shot on Hong Kong http://bit.ly/1hw4Y8

2009-09-28T15:20:00.001+08:00

is wondering after they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

2009-09-28T15:11:00.001+08:00

's Grandma said she has eyes in the back of her head... Peter hopes it's not hereditary.

2009-09-23T09:35:00.001+08:00

loved this quote today "Everyone played nice at the climate summit tea party, but only Japan and China showed up with cake." http://bit.ly/OiWbv

2009-09-02T13:39:00.001+08:00

never argues with an idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

2009-08-26T08:30:00.001+08:00

accepts the impossible, does without the indispensable, bears the intolerable, and is able to smile at anything today. Tomorrow, who knows..

2009-08-21T09:35:00.001+08:00

's definition of a Tourist: A person who travels a thousand miles to get a picture of himself standing by his car.

2009-08-07T09:59:00.001+08:00

thinks drawing is nature's little way of letting you know how sloppy your thinking is. Great designers must have tidy draws.

2009-08-05T14:32:00.001+08:00

experiencing holidrawl : That depression caused by the lack of a holiday, after a great holiday, and too far away from the next one.

2009-08-04T12:08:00.001+08:00

thinks it's not the IQ, but the I Will that is most important.

2009-07-31T17:23:00.001+08:00

attending a very prestigious Beer Summit for the rest of the afternoon. Many important things will be discussed. None will be remembered.

2009-07-31T16:31:00.001+08:00

and other overspending Scorpios have a lot to answer for in the current economic credit crisis, says HSBC's credit Card bill.

2009-07-30T16:11:00.001+08:00

learnt that Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them!

2009-07-28T23:03:00.001+08:00

amazingly was able to defuse a suicide beer in his freezer. Al-Qbeerda's claimed responsiblity for the attack.

2009-07-20T16:09:00.001+08:00

knowing that laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life, is looking for some funny friends...

2009-07-10T17:20:00.001+08:00

wonders what light? he's still looking for the tunnel!

2009-07-09T16:03:00.001+08:00

is leaving this automatic notification, because he is not here right now. If he was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

2009-07-08T11:34:00.001+08:00

will eat lunch at 12:34.56 7/8/09 today...

2009-07-07T10:17:00.001+08:00

heard that guardian angels of life fly so high as to be beyond our sight, but they are always looking down upon us. "Can you see my keys?!!"

2009-07-06T13:44:00.001+08:00

think you should never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.

2009-07-03T16:52:00.001+08:00

thinks this guy knows what i'm talking about!

2009-06-30T08:59:00.001+08:00

will See Bar. Raise Bar. Find next Bar. Repeat.

2009-06-27T19:29:00.001+08:00

sat in a Non-smoking area in Hong Kong last night. Sign said ' If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

2009-06-26T11:52:00.001+08:00

and so on, and so forth, et cetera, et cetera, including other things.

2009-06-25T14:51:00.001+08:00

loves how he keeps finding out that the shortest distance between two points is ...still under construction.

2009-06-25T14:13:00.001+08:00

thinks summer is the season when the air pollution is much warmer.

2009-06-24T09:45:00.001+08:00

would like all the good agencies to line up alphabetically by height.

2009-06-23T12:16:00.001+08:00

: Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb.

2009-06-19T12:03:00.001+08:00

thinking even Schizophrenia beats being alone.

2009-06-17T11:00:00.001+08:00

is not in his right mind, and his left mind is getting pretty crowded.

2009-06-16T08:01:00.001+08:00

was looking at his breakfast and wondering how you know when yogurt goes bad?

2009-06-15T22:10:00.001+08:00

wonders how do 'Do Not Walk On Grass' signs get there anyway!

2009-06-12T17:54:00.001+08:00

is concerned he may be a closet claustrophobic...

2009-06-11T11:53:00.001+08:00

as I said before, I never repeat myself...

2009-06-10T19:43:00.001+08:00

may have been Voluntold to do that...

2009-05-30T13:43:00.001+08:00

may not have a status for the next week, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a status.

2009-05-29T12:05:00.001+08:00

never goes to a doctor whose office plants have died.

2009-05-27T15:34:00.001+08:00

has Reader's Block.

2009-05-26T08:23:00.001+08:00

is looking forward to seeing the 'delivariables' today...

2009-05-25T15:15:00.001+08:00

is exploring Metatation

2009-05-23T12:23:00.001+08:00

knows that 3 out of 4 Chinese make up 75% of the population.

2009-05-22T10:18:00.001+08:00

remembering that there are two rules for success: 1.) Don't share all you have.

2009-05-21T16:25:00.001+08:00

unfortunately learnt to be polite and courteous as a child, now he's never able to edge his car onto a freeway in Hong Kong!

2009-05-20T07:14:00.001+08:00

is beginning to think in India we cut red tape, lengthwise.

2009-05-19T08:27:00.001+08:00

thinks the nice things about standards is...there are so many to choose from!

2009-05-15T14:50:00.001+08:00

reading about Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

2009-05-14T09:16:00.001+08:00

just heard the Wan Chai Police Station toilet was stolen. Now the Cops have nothing to go on.

2009-05-12T08:50:00.001+08:00

is an ice sculptor. Last night he made a cube.

2009-05-11T13:44:00.001+08:00

wonders what would James Kirk do...

2009-05-09T09:15:00.001+08:00

is going shopping for something he doesn't need at a price he can not resist.

2009-05-08T09:28:00.001+08:00

doesn't want you to forget that it's ALREADY
tomorrow in New Zealand.

2009-05-07T10:17:00.001+08:00

went in to a bookstore this morning and asked where the Self Help section was. The salesman said if he told me it would defeat the purpose.

2009-05-05T17:58:00.001+08:00

gave a REAL pint of blood at Intel today...

2009-05-05T09:17:00.001+08:00

thinking todays true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

2009-04-30T11:30:00.001+08:00

has not yet even begun to procrastinate! You just wait!

2009-04-29T10:02:00.001+08:00

thinks today is a day for firm decisions! Or is it? maybe...

2009-04-28T09:50:00.001+08:00

and Dr John are in the right place, but must have been the wrong time, said the right thing but must have used the wrong line...

2009-04-15T06:15:00.001+08:00

writing to the Hong Kong Government to have the Siesta imported permanently.

2009-04-12T17:50:00.001+08:00

está aprendiendo tanto español como él necesita hacer lo menos posible…

2009-04-10T20:47:00.001+08:00

says happy Easter everyone!

2009-04-09T11:59:00.001+08:00

agree's if you think you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

2009-04-08T17:58:00.001+08:00

is winding up a day for a big wind down.

2009-04-07T11:24:00.001+08:00

says drilling for oil is boring.

2009-04-06T18:23:00.001+08:00

says follow your dreams, except for that one where your presentation is going well at work, until you remember you're not wearing any pants.

2009-04-06T18:20:00.001+08:00

says follow your dreams, except for that one where you're presentation is going well at work until you remember you're not wearing any pants.

2009-04-05T10:49:00.001+08:00

eating Sunday brunch... wondering what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

2009-04-04T10:03:00.001+08:00

wonders how blind people feel blue?

2009-04-03T13:24:00.002+08:00

thinks the days of the digital watch are numbered.

was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is O Negative

selects a drive to defragment: C: mind D: body E: soul.

reads in the news: Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

saw two peanuts in a bar fight. One was a salted.

wonders why Ocean Park has a seafood restaurant? Halfway through a fish burger I realize, Oh my Gosh....I could be eating a slow learner

's new HIT Single: It Ain't Easy Being Free (dedicated to LastFM)

defines lifestyle: utility is when you have a phone; luxury is when you have two; paradise is when you have none.

is up up down down left right left right B A START: New Job!

agrees that drops of ink make millions think.

2009-04-03T13:10:00.001+08:00

can't get enough minimalism.

2009-03-22T23:35:00.001+08:00

retains his 'King of the Sunday Roast' Gravy Crown.

2009-03-19T22:25:00.001+08:00

is busier than a one-legged Riverdancer.

2009-03-18T22:03:00.001+08:00

is like a surreal Undercover Brother. Sa-da-tay, my damies! Pootie says "Don't baaaang tha dillies!"

2009-03-18T08:17:00.001+08:00

wonders why he never reads a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery!' in the morning papers.

2009-03-17T18:41:00.003+08:00

took the "What Quiz should you take" Quiz and discovered "101 Quiz's you should do before you die"... for all you quiz fans out there...

2009-03-17T18:41:00.001+08:00

took the "What Quiz should you take" Quiz and discovered "101 Quiz's you should do before you die"... for all you quiz funs out there...

2009-03-17T14:16:00.001+08:00

working quietly and humbly to realize his delusions of grandeur.

2009-03-16T23:07:00.001+08:00

was just along for the ride today.

2009-03-15T14:52:00.001+08:00

wonders who tasting the dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?

2009-03-13T11:05:00.001+08:00

thinking wise men talk because they have something to say, foolish men talk because they have to say something.

2009-03-12T15:55:00.001+08:00

: the worlds smallest 'corporate employee' and possibly the only one that talks to you! Available in silver and black.

2009-03-12T12:11:00.001+08:00

wishes India a Happy Holi-Holi-Holiday!

2009-03-11T10:49:00.001+08:00

used a synonym because he couldn't spell the first word he thought of.

2009-03-11T09:30:00.001+08:00

used a synonym because he couldn't spell the word he spell the first word he thought of.

2009-03-10T08:32:00.001+08:00

drowned in a bowl of muesli.
A strong currant pulled him in.

2009-03-09T09:01:00.001+08:00

is thinking next Christmas Santa's little helpers will be subordinate clauses.

2009-03-08T22:09:00.001+08:00

a skeptic?! I trust you have PROOF?!

2009-03-07T09:52:00.001+08:00

thinks the Mars Rover is scouting for the next Wal-Mart Superstore site.